Posted by randfish

Alright gang; while I'm packing to leave for Monterey I'm turning the blog over to Mystery Guest. Enjoy...

Mwah ha ha...why does Rand do this? He must know I'm simply going to use his blog for my own personal agenda and yet he still lets me post here. Last time I wrote about my favorite TV show. This time? Yes yes I'll tell you the 10 signs that you're dating an SEO (or married to one. As I'm sure Danny will give Rand a hard time about it).

But first? I'm so gonna do some shilling. I'm currently involved in a contest at work - we all submitted videos to Cranium's online pop culture game and the person with the most views to their video wins a prize. No I don't exactly remember what the prizes are - it's like a gift certificate or something. Don't you want me to win like a gift certificate or something? Of course you do. So check out my video and make all your friends do the same. (You may need to install something. But I'm not technical so I don't know. But it won't freak your computer out. Rand even installed it. So if you install it you'll be like Rand! You might even start sprouting a beard. Plus I might win something! Something that may or may not be cool! I can't actually remember. Yay!).

Okay. Shilling done. On to the goods:

10 Signs You're Dating an SEO...

1. You've rescued your favorite hat from the trash 6 times. It happens to be black.
2. You show your spouse tantalizing photos of you and his reaction is "Sweet!  These will make great linkbait".
3. You think the three stooges are named Larry Moe and Sergei.
4.  While discussing names for your future children your beloved suggests "Danny". And "Sullivan". Even if they're girls.
5. You use "google" as a verb...out of spite.
6. You want to meet SEO Fangirl because you've been "itchin' for a catfight".
7. You are shushed during television commercials for Ask.com.
8. You refer to the sandbox as "the other woman".
9. You reply to his comments on the SEOmoz blog because it's the only time you really get to talk. 
10. You talk dirty to him by recounting all the blogs you've spammed.
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    And one to grow on:
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11. You find any of this even remotely funny.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging.

p.s. And I thought Gman was the only one who shilled on the blog...

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